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• today backwards talking is
• is so tired, he feels like tiny, little energy-draining gnomes have tapped his body with soul-sapping straws and have consumed his essence. A nap should fix that.
• is bright, like a light bulb...but only like one of those 25 watt, energy-efficient bulbs.
• wonders what people use #%$&! characters for swear words. What the heck is so wrong with $?
• wonders how a piano can be a player.

Funny thoughts of the day

Your Name Here...

• is tired of being treading on. It's just going in circles and I'm wheelie tired of it.
  
• is out for a run. Which is really just exhausting oneself in a futile attempt to get back where on started.
• wonders why so many poeple don't spel check their updates.
• is like fine art. Old and no one understands me. :)
• is doing a photo shoot to tribute Marilyn too. Move over Lindsay!
  
• was once in love with work. However, we've filed for a trial separation.
• wonders why people waste their time posting updates on Facebook...ohhh fudge!

Silly Status Updates

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• is a series of linked molecules.
• still wishes it was Saturday. But tomorrow will wish it were Friday.
• is made mostly of water.
• is.
• is taking it one day at a time. Sort of like a calendar.
• is not online. Really. I'm not sure how this got updated.
• doesn't see the excitement from snow. Really, it's just frozen water.
• is burning like a midnight oil. I wish they made a creme for it.