Just Plain Cheese

Some downright cheese Facebook updates.

• A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, " hey, you've got a wheel stuck to the front of your pants.". The pirate replies, " argh, it's driving me nuts!".
• Why did the snowman cross the street and pull down his pants? He heard the snowblower was coming.
• What do we do when chemists die? We Barium.
• The roundest knight at King Arthur's table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
• What does a vegetarian zombie say? grrrrraaaaaiiiins!
• Why do chicken coups only have two doors? Because if they had four they would be a chicken sedan.
• How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride bikes!
• Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
• A baby seal walks into a club....
• Why can a nose never be twelve inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
• What did Beethoven and Mozart turn into when they died? Decomposers.
• What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.
  
• What does a vampire zombie say? Veeeiiiiinnnnnsssss.