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• today backwards talking is
• is so tired, he feels like tiny, little energy-draining gnomes have tapped his body with soul-sapping straws and have consumed his essence. A nap should fix that.
• is bright, like a light bulb...but only like one of those 25 watt, energy-efficient bulbs.
• wonders what people use #%$&! characters for swear words. What the heck is so wrong with $?
• wonders how a piano can be a player.