* * Silly Facebook Status: April 2008 *

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Childhood Rhymes Gone Bad

  • says if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
  • the wheels of the bus go round and round. And it's making me sick.
  • stepped on an itsy bitsy spider. Now I need to clean my shoes.
  • wonders if Goldie Locks subsequently got mauled from those bears.
  • and Jill went the hill to fetch a bottle of Evian water, but feels it was over priced and out of reach of the common man.
  • was arrested for the London Bridge falling down, due to shoddy design.

Monday, April 21, 2008

Monday Madness


  • is not happy with the new schell pecker.
  • must have left his clothes in the water as his birthday suit is wrinkled.
  • is a secret agent...oh crap.
  • treats life like the game of Risk. Sadly, I only hold the Congo...
  • is emitting non-lethal airborne particles from his restricted zone.
  • is an aluminum investor. Drink more beer, collect more assets.
  • is engaged in a political game of international intrigue with a Norwegian Blue.
  • will get revenge on everyone and salt the seas. Take that!
  • is not bitter. But is working on it.
  • commits to less exclamation points in his updates!!
  • defined reality as we know it. Prove me wrong.
  • is doing the hustle.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Silly Sunday Sayings

  • is fully utilizing internal organs for various processing activities.
  • is a Lectus Solanum tuberosum Linnaeus. (a.k.a. couch potato)
  • has become grand master of mediocrity, and is indifferent of this achievement.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Fun with Star Wars

  • is busy with Jedi business, go back to your drinks.
  • says size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?
  • may not look like much, but has got it where it counts, kid!
  • is almost there...just a couple of seconds.
  • says there's an awful lot of moisture in here.
  • just wants you to take her. I mean it. Take her!
  • is going in, and is going in full throttle!
  • says I don't think the Empire in mind when they designed her.
  • say at last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi!
  • says good job. Don't get cocky.
  • says I am your father.
  • says that's no moon.
  • is caught in a tractor beam. It's pulling us in.