* * Silly Facebook Status: 2008 *

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Parliamentary Turmoil

Inspired by True Stories of the Canadian Government

  • is in a coalition of ineptness, taunting those in that general direction
  • is excited about Stephane J. Duceppe's new reign of Canada
  • is doing the Parliamentary Hokie-Pokie (take your right wing out and shake it all about)
  • is getting dizzy from our nation's slow spiral into attack-styled politics
  • is watching the new sitcom "My Three Prime Ministers"
  • asks if Larry, Curly, and Moe could do a better job for us?
  • has anticipation for faster, more efficient decision making from a triple headed-hydra

Saturday, November 29, 2008

My, How Odd

  • dreamed of a brighter, cleaner world fully powered by the magic of funk!
  • is a small cheese wheel at a wine party, being picked apart bit by bit.
  • is a lime-coloured kitty being chased by a bottle of Tequila.
  • flies through space and time with the intend of determining if the chicken came before the omlette.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

November Naughtiness

  • likes to whip it. Whip it good.
  • wants to bring it on.
  • wants to reenact scenes from the animal kingdom.
  • was naughty. Perhaps a spanking is in order.
  • is like a cobra, spitting his venom when excited.
  • has a turtle, short and stout.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Why, oh why?

  • is done looking through the looking glass. Now to look through the beer glass!
  • is prepared to turn and devour on zombie brains.
  • is reminded of a simpler time: the 80's.
  • is traveling on a cloud of light through space and time.
  • worbles when he should really warble.

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Childhood Rhymes Gone Bad

  • says if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
  • the wheels of the bus go round and round. And it's making me sick.
  • stepped on an itsy bitsy spider. Now I need to clean my shoes.
  • wonders if Goldie Locks subsequently got mauled from those bears.
  • and Jill went the hill to fetch a bottle of Evian water, but feels it was over priced and out of reach of the common man.
  • was arrested for the London Bridge falling down, due to shoddy design.

Monday, April 21, 2008

Monday Madness


  • is not happy with the new schell pecker.
  • must have left his clothes in the water as his birthday suit is wrinkled.
  • is a secret agent...oh crap.
  • treats life like the game of Risk. Sadly, I only hold the Congo...
  • is emitting non-lethal airborne particles from his restricted zone.
  • is an aluminum investor. Drink more beer, collect more assets.
  • is engaged in a political game of international intrigue with a Norwegian Blue.
  • will get revenge on everyone and salt the seas. Take that!
  • is not bitter. But is working on it.
  • commits to less exclamation points in his updates!!
  • defined reality as we know it. Prove me wrong.
  • is doing the hustle.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Silly Sunday Sayings

  • is fully utilizing internal organs for various processing activities.
  • is a Lectus Solanum tuberosum Linnaeus. (a.k.a. couch potato)
  • has become grand master of mediocrity, and is indifferent of this achievement.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Fun with Star Wars

  • is busy with Jedi business, go back to your drinks.
  • says size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?
  • may not look like much, but has got it where it counts, kid!
  • is almost there...just a couple of seconds.
  • says there's an awful lot of moisture in here.
  • just wants you to take her. I mean it. Take her!
  • is going in, and is going in full throttle!
  • says I don't think the Empire in mind when they designed her.
  • say at last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi!
  • says good job. Don't get cocky.
  • says I am your father.
  • says that's no moon.
  • is caught in a tractor beam. It's pulling us in.

Monday, March 31, 2008

Fun with Cereal

  • is magically delicious.
  • is enjoying their fun, frosted site.
  • is looking for their lucky charms.
  • is not small. No, no, no. Name is big. Yea, yea, yea.
  • knows that Trix are for good times.
  • will give you two scopes of raisins!
  • says They're Great!
  • is cuckoo for small chocolate tasty puffed rice.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

World of Automotive

  • boasts an all new, smoother ride.
  • had a manual stick shift, designed for performance.
  • comes standard with a roomy trunk.
  • . Now with dual exhaust.
  • has room for up for 5 friends.
  • , only $400 a month on approved lease.

Sunday, March 2, 2008

  • is impersonating a mannequin.
  • is a sweater-vest crusader! (capes are so out of style).
  • is having his creativity drained from that thing that shows us tv shows... you know, the tv.
  • is itching for some ointment.
  • wreaks havoc on normality at a location near you!

Friday, February 22, 2008

  • today backwards talking is
  • is so tired, he feels like tiny, little energy-draining gnomes have tapped his body with soul-sapping straws and have consumed his essence. A nap should fix that.
  • is bright, like a light bulb...but only like one of those 25 watt, energy-efficient bulbs.
  • wonders what people use #%$&! characters for swear words. What the heck is so wrong with $?
  • wonders how a piano can be a player.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Funny thoughts of the day

Your Name Here...
  • is tired of being treading on. It's just going in circles and I'm wheelie tired of it.
  • is out for a run. Which is really just exhausting oneself in a futile attempt to get back where on started.
  • wonders why so many poeple don't spel check their updates.
  • is like fine art. Old and no one understands me. :)
  • is doing a photo shoot to tribute Marilyn too. Move over Lindsay!
  • was once in love with work. However, we've filed for a trial separation.
  • wonders why people waste their time posting updates on Facebook...ohhh fudge!

Monday, February 18, 2008

Silly Status Updates

  • is a series of linked molecules.
  • still wishes it was Saturday. But tomorrow will wish it were Friday.
  • is made mostly of water.
  • is.
  • is taking it one day at a time. Sort of like a calendar.
  • is not online. Really. I'm not sure how this got updated.
  • doesn't see the excitement from snow. Really, it's just frozen water.
  • is burning like a midnight oil. I wish they made a creme for it.