Parliamentary Turmoil

Inspired by True Stories of the Canadian Government

Name:

• is in a coalition of ineptness, taunting those in that general direction
• is excited about Stephane J. Duceppe's new reign of Canada
• is doing the Parliamentary Hokie-Pokie (take your right wing out and shake it all about)
  
• is getting dizzy from our nation's slow spiral into attack-styled politics
• is watching the new sitcom "My Three Prime Ministers"
• asks if Larry, Curly, and Moe could do a better job for us?
• has anticipation for faster, more efficient decision making from a triple headed-hydra

My, How Odd

Name:

• dreamed of a brighter, cleaner world fully powered by the magic of funk!
• is a small cheese wheel at a wine party, being picked apart bit by bit.
• is a lime-coloured kitty being chased by a bottle of Tequila.
• flies through space and time with the intend of determining if the chicken came before the omlette.

November Naughtiness

Name:

• likes to whip it. Whip it good.
• wants to bring it on.
• wants to reenact scenes from the animal kingdom.
• was naughty. Perhaps a spanking is in order.
• is like a cobra, spitting his venom when excited.
• has a turtle, short and stout.
  

Why, oh why?

Name:

• is done looking through the looking glass. Now to look through the beer glass!
• is prepared to turn and devour on zombie brains.
  
• is reminded of a simpler time: the 80's.
• is traveling on a cloud of light through space and time.
• worbles when he should really warble.

Childhood Rhymes Gone Bad

Name:

• says if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
• the wheels of the bus go round and round. And it's making me sick.
• stepped on an itsy bitsy spider. Now I need to clean my shoes.
  
• wonders if Goldie Locks subsequently got mauled from those bears.
• and Jill went the hill to fetch a bottle of Evian water, but feels it was over priced and out of reach of the common man.
  
• was arrested for the London Bridge falling down, due to shoddy design.

Monday Madness

Name:

• is not happy with the new schell pecker.
• must have left his clothes in the water as his birthday suit is wrinkled.
• is a secret agent...oh crap.
• treats life like the game of Risk. Sadly, I only hold the Congo...
• is emitting non-lethal airborne particles from his restricted zone.
• is an aluminum investor. Drink more beer, collect more assets.
• is engaged in a political game of international intrigue with a Norwegian Blue.
• will get revenge on everyone and salt the seas. Take that!
• is not bitter. But is working on it.
• commits to less exclamation points in his updates!!
• defined reality as we know it. Prove me wrong.
• is doing the hustle.

Silly Sunday Sayings

Name:

• is fully utilizing internal organs for various processing activities.
• is a Lectus Solanum tuberosum Linnaeus. (a.k.a. couch potato)
  
• has become grand master of mediocrity, and is indifferent of this achievement.