CBSC Special

To tribute the recent stupid ruling by the Canadian Broadcast Standards Council to ban Dire Straits song Money for Nothing, here is my list of songs to nan:

You
• supports a ban on Honky Tonk Man, as it offends white guys
• supports a ban on Pretty Fly, and it offends fly white guys
• supports a ban on NWA's OPP, as it offends the Ontario Provincial Police
• wants to ban the song Girls, as it's offensive to Women
• agrees to ban the song Goonies, as it is offensive to Sloth
• demands to ban I Want a New Drug. We all know the current ones are fine.
• insists on ban of the song Lollipop, lest the sugar industry be offended
• wants to ban Rockafeller Skank, as it offends them hoes
• demands we ban Celine. Her and her songs, for the sake of all Canadians.

Animal Lovers

The animal lover says:

• cat people are puuuurrrr-fect
• pet lovers do it doggie style
• as an animal lover, Elk are very deer to me
• likes to drink with fish as they're always tanked
• as I friend of the sheep, I can say ewe are baaahd

Bad Timing

They day just doesn't go right sometimes.

• Bad timing is having a heart attack during a game of charades
• Bad timing is being alive during the Justin Bieber era
• Bad timing is being late for work and running for a street car as it get's hijacked by Leprechauns on St. Patty's Day
  
• Bad timing is letting a stinky one rip just before a colon exam
• Horrible timing is being that doctor who receives the stinky one

Facebook Secrets

Name:

* is a byte in a bit in a node designated to be sold to make Mark rich.
* is going on Intervention for Facebook withdrawal.
* vs. Mark Z in UFC 2010 - the Geekdown!
* is uploading my photo revenue stream to Mark's personal money making machine.
* is the model of an electronic sheep. Like
* wonders if FB'ing from the washroom should be called Fecesbooking.
* wonders if you bare wondering where I wrote this.

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