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Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Just Plain Cheese

Some downright cheese Facebook updates.

  • A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, " hey, you've got a wheel stuck to the front of your pants.". The pirate replies, " argh, it's driving me nuts!".
  • Why did the snowman cross the street and pull down his pants? He heard the snowblower was coming.
  • What do we do when chemists die? We Barium.
  • The roundest knight at King Arthur's table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
  • What does a vegetarian zombie say? grrrrraaaaaiiiins!
  • Why do chicken coups only have two doors? Because if they had four they would be a chicken sedan.
  • How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride bikes!
  • Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
  • A baby seal walks into a club....
  • Why can a nose never be twelve inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
  • What did Beethoven and Mozart turn into when they died? Decomposers.
  • What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.
  • What does a vampire zombie say? Veeeiiiiinnnnnsssss.

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Antoine said...

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Steve said...

I tried to log on to Facebook. It said, “Cookies are required to operate.” I thought to myself, “Me too, Facebook. Me too.”