Childhood Rhymes Gone Bad

Name:

• says if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
• the wheels of the bus go round and round. And it's making me sick.
• stepped on an itsy bitsy spider. Now I need to clean my shoes.
  
• wonders if Goldie Locks subsequently got mauled from those bears.
• and Jill went the hill to fetch a bottle of Evian water, but feels it was over priced and out of reach of the common man.
  
• was arrested for the London Bridge falling down, due to shoddy design.