Monday Madness

Name:

• is not happy with the new schell pecker.
• must have left his clothes in the water as his birthday suit is wrinkled.
• is a secret agent...oh crap.
• treats life like the game of Risk. Sadly, I only hold the Congo...
• is emitting non-lethal airborne particles from his restricted zone.
• is an aluminum investor. Drink more beer, collect more assets.
• is engaged in a political game of international intrigue with a Norwegian Blue.
• will get revenge on everyone and salt the seas. Take that!
• is not bitter. But is working on it.
• commits to less exclamation points in his updates!!
• defined reality as we know it. Prove me wrong.
• is doing the hustle.