Parliamentary Turmoil

Inspired by True Stories of the Canadian Government

Name:

• is in a coalition of ineptness, taunting those in that general direction
• is excited about Stephane J. Duceppe's new reign of Canada
• is doing the Parliamentary Hokie-Pokie (take your right wing out and shake it all about)
  
• is getting dizzy from our nation's slow spiral into attack-styled politics
• is watching the new sitcom "My Three Prime Ministers"
• asks if Larry, Curly, and Moe could do a better job for us?
• has anticipation for faster, more efficient decision making from a triple headed-hydra

My, How Odd

Name:

• dreamed of a brighter, cleaner world fully powered by the magic of funk!
• is a small cheese wheel at a wine party, being picked apart bit by bit.
• is a lime-coloured kitty being chased by a bottle of Tequila.
• flies through space and time with the intend of determining if the chicken came before the omlette.

November Naughtiness

Name:

• likes to whip it. Whip it good.
• wants to bring it on.
• wants to reenact scenes from the animal kingdom.
• was naughty. Perhaps a spanking is in order.
• is like a cobra, spitting his venom when excited.
• has a turtle, short and stout.
  

Why, oh why?

Name:

• is done looking through the looking glass. Now to look through the beer glass!
• is prepared to turn and devour on zombie brains.
  
• is reminded of a simpler time: the 80's.
• is traveling on a cloud of light through space and time.
• worbles when he should really warble.

Childhood Rhymes Gone Bad

Name:

• says if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
• the wheels of the bus go round and round. And it's making me sick.
• stepped on an itsy bitsy spider. Now I need to clean my shoes.
  
• wonders if Goldie Locks subsequently got mauled from those bears.
• and Jill went the hill to fetch a bottle of Evian water, but feels it was over priced and out of reach of the common man.
  
• was arrested for the London Bridge falling down, due to shoddy design.

Monday Madness

Name:

• is not happy with the new schell pecker.
• must have left his clothes in the water as his birthday suit is wrinkled.
• is a secret agent...oh crap.
• treats life like the game of Risk. Sadly, I only hold the Congo...
• is emitting non-lethal airborne particles from his restricted zone.
• is an aluminum investor. Drink more beer, collect more assets.
• is engaged in a political game of international intrigue with a Norwegian Blue.
• will get revenge on everyone and salt the seas. Take that!
• is not bitter. But is working on it.
• commits to less exclamation points in his updates!!
• defined reality as we know it. Prove me wrong.
• is doing the hustle.

Silly Sunday Sayings

Name:

• is fully utilizing internal organs for various processing activities.
• is a Lectus Solanum tuberosum Linnaeus. (a.k.a. couch potato)
  
• has become grand master of mediocrity, and is indifferent of this achievement.
  

Fun with Star Wars

Name:

• is busy with Jedi business, go back to your drinks.
• says size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?
  
• may not look like much, but has got it where it counts, kid!
• is almost there...just a couple of seconds.
• says there's an awful lot of moisture in here.
• just wants you to take her. I mean it. Take her!
• is going in, and is going in full throttle!
• says I don't think the Empire in mind when they designed her.
• say at last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi!
• says good job. Don't get cocky.
• says I am your father.
• says that's no moon.
• is caught in a tractor beam. It's pulling us in.
  

Fun with Cereal

Name:

• is magically delicious.
• is enjoying their fun, frosted site.
• is looking for their lucky charms.
• is not small. No, no, no. Name is big. Yea, yea, yea.
• knows that Trix are for good times.
• will give you two scopes of raisins!
• says They're Great!
• is cuckoo for small chocolate tasty puffed rice.

World of Automotive

Name:

• boasts an all new, smoother ride.
• had a manual stick shift, designed for performance.
• comes standard with a roomy trunk.
  
• . Now with dual exhaust.
• has room for up for 5 friends.
• , only $400 a month on approved lease.

Name:

• is impersonating a mannequin.
• is a sweater-vest crusader! (capes are so out of style).
• is having his creativity drained from that thing that shows us tv shows... you know, the tv.
• is itching for some ointment.
• wreaks havoc on normality at a location near you!

Name:

• today backwards talking is
• is so tired, he feels like tiny, little energy-draining gnomes have tapped his body with soul-sapping straws and have consumed his essence. A nap should fix that.
• is bright, like a light bulb...but only like one of those 25 watt, energy-efficient bulbs.
• wonders what people use #%$&! characters for swear words. What the heck is so wrong with $?
• wonders how a piano can be a player.

Funny thoughts of the day

Your Name Here...

• is tired of being treading on. It's just going in circles and I'm wheelie tired of it.
  
• is out for a run. Which is really just exhausting oneself in a futile attempt to get back where on started.
• wonders why so many poeple don't spel check their updates.
• is like fine art. Old and no one understands me. :)
• is doing a photo shoot to tribute Marilyn too. Move over Lindsay!
  
• was once in love with work. However, we've filed for a trial separation.
• wonders why people waste their time posting updates on Facebook...ohhh fudge!

Silly Status Updates

Name

• is a series of linked molecules.
• still wishes it was Saturday. But tomorrow will wish it were Friday.
• is made mostly of water.
• is.
• is taking it one day at a time. Sort of like a calendar.
• is not online. Really. I'm not sure how this got updated.
• doesn't see the excitement from snow. Really, it's just frozen water.
• is burning like a midnight oil. I wish they made a creme for it.